The Angus Third Pounder (especially the Mushroom and Swiss)

McDonald's Angus Third Pounders: Their first new sandwich since the Big N' Tasty (also a personal favorite), the Third Pounders weigh in at  770 calories and only 360 of those are from fat! Naysayers may scoff at the succulent heart-clogging half-cow burger but I say let them eat cake!  It offers 88% of your daily protein and if you're feeling like a fatty, opt for the side salad instead of the fries. It totally makes a difference.

Note: I don't recommend it for the summer as the hot weather coupled with the sandwich will probably make you want to kill yourself.

Why I like it: You can tell that McDonald's cares about this sandwich because you have to wait extra long every time you order it. Also, I always feel like I'm getting the best of both worlds (Miley Cyrus). You get the convenience and efficiency of a fast-food restaurant with the class and quality of an Applebee's.

(http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/mcdonalds-angus-mushroom-swiss-third-pounder-100percen62069.htm)

Other things I like:
EpiPens - What's more badass than having an allergic reaction and then stabbing yourself Daniel Craig style?
The baby from "Toy Story 3" - Just seems like a tortured soul.

Ellie Kemper's writing: She plays crazy secretary Erin on "The Office" and writes hilarious essays for McSweeney's.